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Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad…??


Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne
dekh liya !!!
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho …?
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
Dad := “par dhyan se, agar es
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga “

kaise bataon kya ho tum
khattara car ho tum
bina light ka lamp ho tum
bina law ki mombatti ho tum
kya samjhta hai khud ko
patla khada hua danda ho tum
kisi murgi ka sada hua anda ho tum
padosiyo ke gale ka fanda ho tum


Mumtaz Eak Baat Suno Naraz Ho Kiya

Wah Wah Wah

Mumtaz Eak Baat Suno Naraz Ho Kiya

Tum Itney ghoor sey parh rahay ho

Tum Mumtaz Ho Kia????


Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai….

 


Jb se begum ne muje murga bana rakha ha
MaiN ne nazroN ke tara sir be jhuka rakha ha
Bartano! Aaj mere sir pe baraste kyuN ho
MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha ha
Pehle Belen ne banaya tha mere sir pe Ghomer
aur ab Chimty ne mera gaal saja rakha ha
Sare kapre tu jala dale haiN begum ne
tan chupane ko Banyan phata rakha ha
Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tera
Jis ne khud ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha ha
Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha ha


Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.????????


ACP ne laash se poocha ‘khoon kisne kiya batao’
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha’ khoon kisne kiya batao’
Laash ne hanskar kaha ‘ Melody khao khud jaan jao’?


Student : Yun Fail Jo Karna Tha Pehlay Se Bata Daitay
Hum Sari Kitabon Ko Chulhay Main Jalla Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Akhir
Haan! Paas Tu Ho jatay Jo Nakal Kara Daitay
Parche Jo Mile Hum Ko Sab Khali Diye Hum Nien
Ae Kash! Safai Ke Number He Dila Daitay
Teacher: Yun Fail Jo Hona Tha Pehlay Hi Bata Daitay
Abba Se Kaha Hota,Thela Hi Laga Daitay
Koshish To Bohat Ki Thi Nakam Howay Phir Bhi
Haan! Paas Tu Kar Daitay Jo Akkal Larda Laitay
Parche Jo Mille Tum Ko Sab Khaali Diye Tum Nien
Kaash! Sayahee Se Dhabay He Bana Daitay


LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi  ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai???


Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application
create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karnaa
wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karty karty
main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.


Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China????


Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha
rhe the,
.
namak kam lga…
.
1 bola “Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega…
.
Sb baithe rahe…
.
Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,
tino behosh ho gye…
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
wo bola “Oye me zinda hu”
Baki dono bole “Chal beta namak le k aa:)

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